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Arioch's sandwiches: kins-layer - womans-layer, kins-layer - womans-layer...
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Admiral Magnum Colt.
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— Beware. I must fulfil my destiny.
— Your destiny?
— It is no destiny at all, but an awful thing called doom.
— Oh, «Doom», «Quake», «Morrowind»... Why do you say me it?..
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www.gutheran.org
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Elric remembered his father's last words. They in turn made him recollect an old herbal which had spoken of the distillation of dragon-excrement; how it brought courage to the weak and skill to the strong, how a man might fight for five days and nights and feel no pain. And he remembered how the herbal had said to collect the excrement, so before he clambered back upon the dragon he had reached up his helm and caught in hissing steel a small drop of excrement which would cool and harden, he knew, into a pastel, a crumb or two of which might be taken cautiously with considerable liquid.
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Gamer the Damned.
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Prince Gay...
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He forced his lips to frame strange syllables, to utter the old vowel heavy words of the High Speech of Old Melnibone, a speech hardly suited to a human tongue at all.
— >§Ґ џ ѓЪђЭМ~фѓ A ѕ OМXцБх§®гФэ> љfc’sнйTџ© ‰ Ѕ# џ”Џ§бЪ§ж4E+/ ®{“ ВЊ~яхэOЅШгѓ! — said Elric.
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Your Whiskers has bought «Whiskas»!
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Thirteen times thirteen, the steps to the sad giants lair:
And the Chaos Shit lies there.
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Elric hauled his sword from its scabbard and cried the age old ululating warshout of Melnibone. Stormbringer's eerie voice joined with his, giving vent to a song:
— Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away...
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And, when the note faded from triumph to a dying echo, a huge outline began to form in the sky above the earth, as if summoned by the horn.
It was the inscription: «Format C complete».
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Jacky Chan: new incarnation of Eternal Champion.
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Moorgloom Mooncock.
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— May I seat on you, Mr. Begg?
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